FUN FACTS ABOUT DOLPHINS

Hey kids, here are some fun facts about dolphins I bet you didn't know.

• Dolphins breathe oxygen.
  
  
• Dolphins bare their young live.
  
  
• Dolphins eat human babies.
  
  
• Dolphins sound like they breathe helium but in fact they are just gay.
  
  
• Dolphins created racism
  
  
• Dolphins eat shit for breakfast.
  
  
• Dolphins use sonar to track fish.
  
  
• Dolphins hear trough their mouth.
  
  
• Dolphins where the real assassins of president Kennedy.
  
  
• Dolphins where sole propriotors of the first boy bands.
  
  
• Dolphins have red blood just like humans.
  
  
• Dolphin meat tastes like chicken.
  
  
• This guy Bob I know once got gay raped by a dolphin.
  
  
• And liked it...
  
  
• Dolphins deplete the ozone layer.
  
  
• Dolphins love to roll in motor oil.
  
  
• Dolphins polute the ocean more then any animal alive.
  
  
• Dolphins invented cigarettes.
  
  
• Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
  
  
• If you invite a dolphin over for dinner it will pee on your floor.
  
  
• Dolphins made Anthrax.
  
  
• Dolphins make funny noises when you stick your finger in their blow hole.
  
  
• Dolphins think they are better then you.
  
  
• Dolphins like pudding.
  
  
• Dolphins can't fly.
  
  
• Dolphins pushed the ice burg in front of the Titanic.
  
  
• Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
  
  
• Dolphins are not miniture whales.
  
  
• Dolphins stab sharks in the gills with their nose, and will stab you in the head with it too.
  
  
• Dolphins always smile, even when brutally assaulting small childred.
  
  
• If cooked properly dolphins taste like a Snickers bar.
  
  
• Dolphins invented cancer.
  
  
• Bill Gates is dolphin in a clever disguise.
  
  
• Dolphins shit out lawyers.
  
  
• Dolphins invented break dancing.
  
  
• Dolphins got MC Hammer his first record contract.
  
  
• Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
  
  
• Dolphins brew Miller High Life
  
  
• Dolphins hate whitey
  
  
• Dolphins are the Loch Ness monster.
  
  
• Dolphins have the cure for AIDS...but won't give it to us.
  
  
• Dolphins sell drugs to children.
  
  
• Dolphins suck at hitch hiking.
  
  
• Dolphins love Hitler
  
  
• Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...
  
  
• Dolphins operate the Internal Revenue Service
  
  
• If you eat dolphin brains you WILL gain super powers!!!
  
  
• God hates them.
  
  
• Dolphins held us at gun point and forced us to make this site.
  
  
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